~teh official baobao fanclub

2006-08-20T17:31:00.000+08:00

as teh ning has rightly mentioned, it's been 3 long months since our last update (=PUNISHMENTx3000). yeah baby i know you've been missing us. WHAT? you exclaim, not believing the statistics. nearly 100 days without a single post from tbbfc? D: that can't be true! but yes it is, only it doesn't seem that long because baoism has become so widespread that it is no longer necessary to promote it solely on this site! admit it- you think of bao while painting your crummy portrait for art, wishing it was bao's face you were sketching instead of marilyn monroe's; you scale up the rockwall, overcoming its treacherous dents to reach the ultimate goal- the overhang aka bao. bao is your inspiration during exams: you think of her and voila!, BrainBlock skitters past the perimeters of your ~~(tiny)~~ brain [capacity]!

for the sake of those who wish to indulge in the enjoyable pasttime of scanning through our archives, i present to you the TOOT TEST! yes, the highly popular toot test is back! for those of you who took it last year, you might wish to do so again as the fond memories come gushing back and ~~drown~~ engulf your said puny brain (they're called endorphins). for those who haven't, it's better now than never:D
and hereeeeeeeee it is!

NAME: __________________________ ( )
MARKS: /10

2006
TEHBAOBAOFANCLUB
THE TOOT TEST

Greetings to the candidate! Please be reminded that cheating, failure of filling in your name and/or inability to obtain a GPA of 4.0 will result in immediate recruitment into TehBaoBaoFanclub. Most of all, good luck! You will need it.
__________________________________________________________________

General

1. The "I Lost My Toot" song can be found at the following website:

___________________________________

2. “I Lost My Toot” is a/the: (tick one)

BaoBao Anthem BaoBao Cheer

BaoBao Song BaoBao Promise

3. Identify and correct the mistake(s) in this sentence: I tooted in the bathtub.

______________________________

4. But I ______________________, I had to __________________.

5. Now I lost my toot
Don’t know where it went
Yet I saw it bubble by
I feel like I just lost a friend
And now I want to cry

Explain the significance of Bao to the fanclub, in relation and comparison to the above stanza. Quotes may be included.

___________________________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________________

6. When did the character lose his toot? (Note: the answer is a time frame, not action/place)

When he was ________________________.

7. In the “I Lost My Toot” song, did the character ever mention the audience? If so, state the line that supports your answer.

___________________________________________________________________

The BaoBao Version

8. In the fanclub’s version of the song, “tooted” is substituted with

_____________________ (Correct spelling is required.)

9. “I feel like I just lost a friend
And now I want to cry” is replaced with

___________________________________

10. The high-pitched version of “I Lost My Toot” is known as the

Opera adaptation

Choir adaptation

-----------------------------------THE END---------------------------------

We hope you enjoyed taking the Toot Test, and look forward to seeing you in TehBaoBaoFanclub!

and so, dear baobaofans, print it out, fill in your answers, email us for the answers, and safekeep it for future reference. please be reminded that unauthorised circulation is prohibited, as the toot test is an important artefact of which future historians may use to uncover some facts about tbbfc's rich heritage. you may, however, (and are encouraged to) direct your friends/family/teachers to our website, for them to partake of the Baomunnion and experience the wonders of baoism. THANK YOU<3!

&she's the reason you come to school for.

2006-04-18T20:39:00.000+08:00

happy anniversary! tehbaobaofanclub celebrates 365 days of Baoism, teehee.
ONEYEAROFBAOISMHASCOME&&GONE! :D

world baoyi day! haha and Bao <3ed the clover yay(:

:D!

2006-02-02T17:46:00.000+08:00

THIS POST MAKES SURE THAT THERE'RE ARCHIVES FOR FEBRUARY '06(:
Tbbfc is nearing our one year anniversary! HAHAHA, HERE'S TO YOU, ANTI BBFC.
:D

Happy Bao day!
CELEBRATE(:
Wear your ahems! Dance!

TBBFC.
A legacy!

2006-01-12T19:08:00.000+08:00

TBBFC will always remain <3(:
Although we have not been blogging actively, we have this to say to those debunkers of Baoism: it will always spread, no matter what classes we are in, no matter what CCA the school decides to dump us into next (on account of our highly warped system).

WE MISS BAO, dontcha?
Teh Sexiness is going to steam up the Air Rifle room tmr,
& we're her threefancheeringsquad.

(:

<3,
NING.

2006-01-12T18:10:00.000+08:00

G'day all. (:
TBBFC apologises remorsefully for not updating you on our eventful holiday, a large part of which was occupied with the spreading of Baoism.
Bao, it was only by your grace that I escaped the clutches of graffiti-spraying punks and avoided being transformed into a tasmanian devil's lunch during my stay in Australia. Seriously. And although a cruel twist of fate has separated TBBFC, we shall always remain as one and humbly adore you. KEEP THE PASSION BURNING, regardless of those inflammatory comments. ILU FOREVER, TBBFC<3, AND HAPPY BAO DAY!

; l u c a y y e

2005-10-05T21:30:00.000+08:00

Everyone listen up(:

TehBaoBaoFanClub is going to conduct a test on the I Lost My Toot song.
Start mugging, because those who fail the test (i.e. getting a GPA of less than 4.0) will be recruited into the fanclub where she would learn more about Bao and her greatness.
In the unlikely event that you get a GPA of 4.0, you shall get a choice: to join the fanclub or not; and of course we hope that you will choose the former.
(Those already in the fanclub need not take the test)
However, the date for this written test is yet to be confirmed.
START MUGGING NOW!

There is currently some confusion for teh fanclub Member's List, as many people are clamouring to be Baobao fans. (:
Be patient and we shall soon assign you your glorious Baobao number!
((:

Oh yes, application forms shall be given out soon.

In the mean time, MUG! And Bao to all baobao fans for their EndOfYears. ):

; T E H F A N C L U B (:

2005-09-30T17:24:00.000+08:00

teh fanclub is proud to announce that we have recruited three other members! (:
plus, we are in the process of recording a cd, so support us please(x we will be singing many lovelayye songs :D
such as:
i lost my toot;
teh BAOBAO song<33;
sway;
and many others, all sung in our signature choir-high voices.
it's extremely puzzling why we are all not in choir :D

anyway, the newest recruits are:

crystal: during recess, we serenated her with our marvellous rendition of i lost my toot, and she started laughing away for a very very very very very long time. loll(: and then, i yelled, 'give me a B!', and a very enthu crystal ang jia xian shouted b back. taadaaa! our first recruit yesterday!

keshia: keshia was humming the i lost my toot song, or rather, singing it; when we entered the philo classroom. this shows how much passion she has for bao<3, and thus, naurana baldage keshia has been recruited.

weishan: duhh. we all know she <3 bao.

- TEHFANCLUB;
10 members-
160+ days of baoism((:

[teh PROFILE for teh fanclub shall be editted ... later] xDD

2005-09-25T10:56:00.000+08:00

show your love<3 for bao, everyone(:

haha we haven't blogged here for uh, how long ): anyway, today is the 160th day of baoism, and since i don't want(: to do homework, i shall blog ~~a very long post~~ a quick post about mah baobao<33!

and yes, tehfanclub is still recruiting. so JOIN TEHBAOBAO<3FANCLUB NOW.

anyway(:

36 days to the birthday of a fellowfan<3!
39 days to the birthday of our founder<33!
40 days to the 200th day of baoism!

yay(:

fellow bao fans, blog here more often ):
and bao lovers, tag us please(x
SHOW THE WORLD YOUR LOVE FOR BAO.

bao to all!

; n i n g

[oh yes, bao, we've created a BAO ACRONYM, loll]

2005-09-16T21:04:00.000+08:00

post five

i have often dreamed
of a far off place
where screaming baobao fans
will be waiting for her
and the crowds will cheer
when they see her face
and a voice keeps saying
this what we're meant to do

bao. this wraps up your day. we have posted 15 times as 150 will be absurd and probably insincere. thus we have cut it down to 15. each post came deep from our heats. all true, all sincere.
we lubb you. 113 may not. but they will realise how wrong they are. someday... through us.

; sarah

2005-09-16T20:58:00.000+08:00

post four

It only takes some words to make baobao known worldwide
and soon all those around
will start to sing her praises
that's how it is with baobao's love
once you've heard about her
you'll spread her love to everyone
you'll want [yes you want] to pass [to pass] it on [pass it on, pass it on, pass it pass it pass it on]

baoism has been spread, although it is only 150 days old. people from dunman high, anglican high, NUS, nanyang high know all about you.
although not the whole world knows about it just yet, but soon, very soon, they will know. with more and more people spreading the word, it will spread like a warm fire, lighting up everyone else's life. they will know that there is someone they can count on, someone that will be always there with them on their cold, stormy nights.

; sarah

2005-09-16T20:48:00.000+08:00

post three

we have shared our morning days
and gone through all rainy nights
even in the darkest of nights
stars still light up our way...
tomorrow is a beautiful dream
a dream that will be fulfilled
cross the bridge of the rainbow
in search of the gold.

for here we stand [echo]
our dearest friend [echo]
sincerly from our hearts we wish [echos]
may baobao's radiance , shine like rays of hope [echos]
hand in hand we work to make the whole world know...bao.

together the fanclub has braved mockery, humiliation as one. we have stayed strong for that pot of gold at the end... to enlighten the whole world, to see them worship bao on a bended knee.
bao's smiles and encouragement has been the stars that light up our dark nights. and no matter how ardous the journey is, we will reach the end someday... as a fanclub.

; sarah

2005-09-16T20:38:00.000+08:00

post two

baybeh you're the meaning of mah life, you're the inspiration, you bring feeling to mah life, you're the inspiration, wanna have you near me, wanna have you hear me saying, no one needs you more than i need you-;

that's you honey. that's you. without you, my life has no meaning. i can't live without you.

; sarah

2005-09-15T22:56:00.000+08:00

my final post before i go off to do my math assignment-

it's almost eleven now-
in an hour's time, the midnight clock shall chime;
and you, my cinderella, my princess, my LOVE<3, my bao, shall lose your glass slipper. teh fanclub will return the slipper to you, and in true fairy-tale fashion,
we would live happily ever after.

what a very nice daydream(:

bao, in the past 150 days, baoism has spread everywhere; you are now a world-famous celebrity :D!
>> my friend in river valley high knows about you(: lucy and i were spreading baoism during msn!
>> emma, our newest recruit, is from anglican high, i think. and even she knows about you, loves you, and probably spreads baoism as well!
>> there is a guy :S on the tagboard lusting after you.

there.
concrete evidence of your fame!

kay anyway don't stay up too late, bao. you will get eye bags! but since you're such a chiobu and all, you would probably look ~~cute~~ super adorable and lovely(: anyway.

mm here's wishing you sweet dreams.

and may you be the besterest person ever to play maple story!

love;
ning(:

2005-09-15T22:32:00.000+08:00

post the fifth

merci, my little way of saying thanks, merci for being you!

; l u c a y y e
sexy bao' silhouette swayed sensually (:

2005-09-15T22:26:00.000+08:00

FOUR.

bao, the sight of your face soothes me, the very moment i see your chio face smiling back at me, i just know that everything is going to be okay. (: and when i feel pissed or something, you make me right again.

you are the only light in this gloomy world.

thank you for everything, bao; thank you for just being you. (:

<33.
ning-

2005-09-15T21:59:00.000+08:00

post the fourth

for you, bao, we will do anything. don't break our hearts. we've come so far; won't you accept us?

star light, star bright, first star i see tonight.
i wish i may, i wish i might, have the bao i want tonight.

; l u c a y y e
gimme a b, baybeh!

2005-09-15T21:42:00.001+08:00

three(:

i marvel not bassanio was so bold
to peril all he had upon the lead
all that proud arragon bent low his head
or that morocco's fiery heart grew cold
for in that gorgeous dress of beaten gold
which was more golden than the golden sun
no woman veronese looked upon
was half as fair as thou whom i behold
yet fairer when with wisdom as your shield
the sober-suited lawyer's gown you donned
and would not let the laws of venice yield
antonio's heart to that accursed jew-

o portia! take my heart: it is thy due:
i think i will not quarrel with the bond.

well, while i live i'll fear no thing
as keeping safe mah baobao's ring<33!

NING.

2005-09-15T21:34:00.000+08:00

post the third

the school hath disgraced us, laughed at our passion, mocked at our fervour, scorned our title, thwarted our reputation, cooled our friends, heated our enemies, and what's their reason? we are teh fanclub. hath not a baobaofan eyes? hath not a baobaofan hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer as anbafa is? if you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong bao, shall we not revenge? if we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that. the villainy you teach me, i will execute.

; l u c a y y e
<33 bao!

2005-09-15T20:21:00.000+08:00

post the second

thanks 113, our truly unsupportive and unappreciative class, for your efforts to prevent the recognition of baoism. despite your marvellous efficiency, baoism has not been successfully contained; rather, it has been spread across schools during the past 150 days. cheers to teh rawkking fanclub!

; l u c a y y e
love the bao!

2005-09-15T20:20:00.000+08:00

my second post for today.

i shall write a profile for you-

name; huang baoyi / huang baobao / huang bao / bao / baobao
age; thirteen
birthday; third november [MARK THIS DATE DOWN! (:]
occupation; chiobu cum GENIUS

special traits; the ability to kick people really hard / that melodious laughter / drop-dead gorgeous looks / scientific genius: the next albert einstein / sexy figure / alluring / a big fat sleepyhead(: / able to look beeyootiful in anything / merciful / oh wondrous marvellous hot babe i love you!

chio-o-meter; oops the chio-o-meter just exploded after measuring bao's chioness 'cause shes too chao HOT<33! (: haha that was kinda lame(:

who bao loves; jay ~~the gay~~ / junyang O.o / junjie / tehbaobaofanclub

; n i n g.

2005-09-15T20:04:00.000+08:00

happy 150 days of baoism!
happy bao day to y'all out there, especially bao. (: we freaking love you(:
"descend, for you must be my torchbearer."

i am currently in a the merchant of venice mode, so i shall start sprouting shakespeare stuff, fair lady.

anyway(: hope you liked the chocolates, you mortal breathing saint! (: chocolates are representative of you: sweet, wonderful, smooth, and loved by all. so it's really no wonder that you love chocolate too, seeing as to how much you have in common with o'marvellous chocolate.
~~anyway. i dont think we would be giving out any more goodies, seeing as to how some people don't really appreciate our hard work and money spent.~~

the quality of baobao is not strained;
it droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven,
upon tehfanclub beneath. it is twice blest.
it blesseth bao who gives and tehfanclub that takes.
'tis mightiest in the mightiest.

we walked around with our sexy, hot, black nametags to celebrate this wondrous achivevement: a full hundred and fifty days of baoism. we risked getting booked for wearing double nametags, and also, we endured the glances of curious passersby wondering what the hell we were doing.

anyway.

i've said this a few times; and i say it once more:

to all baobao fans out there,
happy bao day, and may baoism spread! <33.

NING. (:

2005-09-15T19:58:00.000+08:00

post the first

15 september 2005= official celebration of 150 days of baoism! mark this historical date down on your calendar, oh yes. ((: and on this day, we, the brilliant members of tehfanclub, are going to post 5 entries each to symbolise 150 days since the founding of baoism.

rawk on bao!

; l u c a y y e
celebrating 150 days of baoism

2005-09-15T19:32:00.000+08:00

BAO! <333>150 days of baoism everyone. bao dear, happy 150 days of your- ism. we've come a loong way.

you were laughing loudly. your melodious laughter stood out among all the others. and even when you laugh, you never lose that grace and your radiance was even more enhanced.

so touched baybeh. you went all the way back to the AVA room just to get that chocolate we gave you. that triumphant look on your face when you fouund it is one i will neva forget.

we look forward to the 200th day, when it will be another milestone for the club. the club lubbs you hawtass, yesterday, today and forevermore.

[ it was mean. we used money to buy, and they spent so much time writing. don't just dunk it. not a single word of thanks :( ]

; sarah

2005-09-12T11:13:00.000+08:00

comp studs now ((:

in 3 days, we would be celebrating 150 days of baoism.
i hear you cheering whoo(:

let baoism reign<3! love the bao!

; t e h f a n c l u b

2005-09-09T21:54:00.000+08:00

candy311 ;maybe i shud jus end it n save more regrets- ya i'm suicidal so jus shutup n ignore me =)

bao what's that supposed to mean?!
ending your life won't work;

tehfanclub will be there to catch your fall
by your side to wipe your tears
shielding you from your fears

cheerup bao dearie-- we hate to see you sad. ):

; tehfanclub
representing bao!

2005-09-08T23:29:00.000+08:00

to all bao<3lovers out there:

happy bao day(:
good things always happen on bao day ♥

; n i n g
[boo. lucy; sarah: POST! )):]

2005-09-04T10:30:00.000+08:00

it's THE SEPTEMBER HOLS<3

to bao: HAPPY HOLIDAYS, YOU HAWT BABE<3

latest update[s]:
- we now have 7 members, namely alicia, emma, jolene, *undercoveragent*; and of course, the three of us(:

anyway, to all readers of this wondrous baoism blog, here's wishing you a happy bao day in advance.

and bao: even though it's the hols and we won't be able to see you, chiobu, you will fill our thoughts(: after this hols its the last term of school, baybeh; we only have about 8 weeks before SCHOOL'S OUT!

; n i n g

2005-08-25T23:15:00.000+08:00

yayness<3!

new skin, baybeh(: ohman the pic of bao is so freakking chio <333loves; bao! i`m sure you would *HEART* this layout lolls. hello hawtass<33!

(x anyway, happy bao day!

; n i n g

2005-08-19T20:24:00.000+08:00

*grins stupidly* baobaobaobao... in sooth i noe not why u dun wanna be loved... footnote: we still love you dearie.
poorpoor bao. bad stomache ache yesterday. to see you doubled over in pain makes all our hearts spilt into two. through philo, we were thinking of you, thus we lost all concentration and the teacher was uh staring at us. although we were not with you in the sick bay, our hearts were around you. i believe you could feel it rite? because when i went to get you, you were sitting so peacefully on the bed. you must have been surrounded by all three of our hearts, which heal and give you warmth.
u seem better today. thank goodness. can you see our eyebags? we stayed up the whole night thinking of you. actually we wanted to bring in flowers for you, but we decided that wildflowers may be poisonous. we wouldn't wanna poison you would we, bao?
peetees are all piling up. yet bao seems calm and composed. we must really learn from you, bao. that's why we have lessons to upgrade ourselves about you. yay. lubb u. <3333333

; sarah

2005-08-18T20:47:00.000+08:00

i know i havent blogged at this blog foe veryvery long ! sorry bao ):

and teh bao bao fan club is currently recruiting new members. right now we have six members; but it`s always good to have more members! (: and im sure we ALL love bao, especially the anonymous on the tagboard. yupps admit it, everyone-
SO, JOIN TEH FAN CLUB NOW(: !

in a nutshell, here are the stuff tehbaobaofanclub currently has so far:

adoring baobao fans: fellow ardent bao lovers (: we all love bao!
anthem: in commemoration of our darling founder, the anthem is sung every bao day
bao day: every thursday! remember to respond by saying: HAPPY BAO DAY!
blog: baybeh- you`re reading it now xDD read on horrs.
comic strip: courtesy of tehwoodlouz! shows the defeat of anti-bao pokks!
cheers: give me a b [b] / give me an a [a] / give me an o [o] / give me a BAO [baoo!]
dance: dance- for BAO! forr baoooo-!
deepees: our display pictures are like SO BLOODY CHIO! xDD
drink: support us- drink pink dolphin today! (: it`s very good for you; a tried and tested formula for a baoish mind! (x
email: tehbaobaofanclub[at]gmail.com. yays people HAVE emailed us. but that was like after we sent out that mass email -grins.
ecards: Starting from 2006, we will be implementing a system whereby all our fellow baobaofans will receive a greeting on bao's birthday (:, so do check your mail!
emoticions: two very nice bao smileys.
greeting system: very similar to baoese.
hammers: hammers. yes. hammers!
language: baoese! [c] 2005!
lessons: um the pics of the whiteboard with beautiful baoish words written on them have been saved on my hp xDD. yahhs MINDMAPS are included too
logbook: one of the very first baoism creations! (:
logo: a very chio funkalicious butterfly copyrighted by louse. (: although ning has perfected the art of drawing them<3!
musuem: currently under my table(: stuff there includes bao`s bottle; sewing pins; etc.
namecards: yes you heard right, NAMECARDS! these will be professionally designed, inclusive of a TBBFC portrait (which will be) drawn by portrait studio
nametags: ; lubbing bao! a very sexayye black(x
neos: sexayye. hawt. BAO!
paintings: artpad.com. scroll down to view the links, kindly posted by teh woodlouse.
patterns: whee! (x fancayyye hammers.
postcards: in the making.
punishments: includes the VERY FAMOUS bao-tao. it was even used in charlie & the chocolate factory ok! like so famous(: yes i know. baoism has spreadd.
songs: swayyy with mehh -;
toot test!: our very own toot test, which (un)fortunately, everyone-2 failed.

(; see? what a great thing baoism is! YAYYS.

keep the baoism spirit burning.

omgg poor bao darling babe<3! your stomach ache is fine now right. like omggg! ): was the sick bay nice bao? *hugs*

this post is kindaa long(: yays. ning has done her part for baoism and the lovelyy hawt bao darlinggg!

; n i n g

2005-08-17T20:05:00.000+08:00

show your support for baoism by

drinking pink dolphin
listening to/singing the lost my toot song
drawing butterflies

; l u c a y y e

2005-07-29T18:40:00.000+08:00

tehbaobaofanclub[at]gmail.com! (:
the OFFICIAL fanclub email(x

; n i n g

2005-07-25T16:32:00.000+08:00

we`re at lucayye`s house now doing stupid chinese pt; but bao, you`re always in our thoughts; every second we`re seeing you in our minds.

(:
because we love you

; t e h b a o b a o f a n c l u b

2005-07-24T19:19:00.000+08:00

; baobao chilli padi

babeh, yeww muz be sososo proud of us, ur devoted fanclub. with all our wunderful piccs. u noe, i even put mine in da gallery, which means that everyone will get to see it.
baoism will spread.to all yeww people out there. too bad if ure against it, coz yeww will regret sososo much one day, when the whole world worships bao on a bended knee. yeww will hate urself, trust me.
but dun worri. bao will still accept yeww. she never turns anyone away. we're waiting... waiting for the day all yeww people will come to baobao crying for forgiveness.

; sarah

2005-07-24T09:22:00.000+08:00

in honour of baobao, we have created several artpieces of our own! *claps*
follow these links to access our masterpieces:

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ik2lsn691mc
--sarah

http://artpad.art.com/?ik2kq31kvr7o
--ning

http://artpad.art.com/?ik2sho1h3ii8
--moi

enjoy!

; l u c a y y e

2005-07-19T21:16:00.000+08:00

bao ;

across the room you captured our hearts ;
and we`ll love yea forever and ever and ever and ever [:

baoism will spread. with our new nametags(: and EVERYTHING bao-ish; baoism shall accomplish great things. especially with our beautiful black new glossy nametags:

; lubbing bao.

anyway.
tagboard idiots, kindly diam. it won`t kill you to shut up.
if you cant appreciate bao-ism, why, then thats your own [freakkin] problem. sort it out yourself. we dont criticize you either. we dont criticize those who have, say, a jay [the gay] fanclub; so what is wrong with having a baobaofanclub?

; n i n g

2005-07-15T18:42:00.000+08:00

we love you!

forever and ever; always-
bao's always in our hearts, in our minds. 'cause you`re our inspiration*

; n i n g

2005-07-11T18:14:00.000+08:00

*waves retardedly ;

yo bao(: what a chiobu. i was wondering why the people on orchard wouldnt buy tickets from you. given your beauty, grace and wisdom; i took it that people would naturally, approach you and each buy a booklet from youu -

(: and i figured it out ! teehee. its because they were too ashamed to stand in your glorious shadow ; to scared to see their flawws. so there(x and with the ningus barfus help bao has sold some tickets yupps (=

anyway (x

i LOVE the display pic teh fanclub has on msn. i LOVE the neos we took. i LOVE your beauty. most importantly, bao, remember, your fanclub LOVES you.

love us too <3

; n i n g ~~c o m p o o p~~

2005-07-03T18:54:00.000+08:00

bao-ese! teh universal language of bao (c)

; l uc a y y e

2005-06-26T21:14:00.000+08:00

bao.
schools reopening tomorrow. how my heart yearns for this day. we will be spending lotsa time with you. and there's com. studs. we will serenade you with our voices, regardless of wad the teacher tries to do to us.
i miss you. everyday without you is pure torture. at least we get to tok on msn. or else i wun live through the holidays. sighness.
tomorrow, we have to start work again. no more rest. no more play. all work. working our lives away. how saddening. but at least i get to see bao. u light up my life, babeh. i look forward to anyday with you inside.
that's all i think. i will find time to post again. muackiees to baobao. luv ya foreva.

; sarah

2005-06-23T11:41:00.000+08:00

i saw you yesterday.

baobao, shortly after, i will gaze upon your beautiful face; those big eyes, alabaster complexion and generally chio demeanour; and this is the thought that spurs me on. this thought gives me the will to carry on, even in the darkest of times, like now, when i'm depressed that the hols are ending. this thought gives me happiness; gives me hope.

i'm going to see you again.

bao, you sed you were "REMEMBERING THE PAST". what past? the happy times with the fanclub? and baobao, i'm going to watch initial d with you, yeah, hawt babe <33

brisbane.

better go check the yeo's website. WE'RE GONNA WIN! YOU ARE GONNA SEE THE RESULTS, in BLACK AND WHITE: sarahchong/lucylou/limyining! ALL THERE! WINNERS! of the trip to brisbane! WITH BAOBAO!

; n i n g
im feeling kinda depressed now.
cheermeUP !

2005-06-20T18:44:00.000+08:00

obstacles.that's what we see in our way. our way to spread baoism throughout this world. and see everyone one worshipping bao on a bended knee.
senseless people criticise us. they think we're lunatics. they think we're out of our minds. they don't understand, that's why. if only they will see the greatness of you, bao. they'll probably fall flat on their faces. and cry. howl, maybe.
time. they need time. to understand. to comprehend. just as we were enlightened by bao's greatness. their brains are just not ready. not ready to understand. too young to understand. unable to.
but soon. they will. they will understand. we will help them see. see the true beauty of bao. let's give them time. maybe some guidance will help.
together, we will overcome any obstacle. we will swim across the nigara falls. we will climb Everest. We will spend a weekend on the moon. nothing is impossible. with bao. bao there to help and support us.
hope and strength. that's what we need. bao is there. she's always there. to help and guide us. from her we draw strength. the strength to carry on. the strength to block out all distractions in our way to spreading baoism. the strength to overcome anything. to stand strong against all the people against us. and emerge victorious. there will be a day. there will be a day when bao will be more than adored and worshiped worldwide. everyone will look up to her. we will be victorious. yes, I'm sure. we will emerge from this tussle victorious.

2005-06-12T23:20:00.000+08:00

i'll make this short so tt pple do not further get the impression tt this fanclub consists of freaks and female dogs.

we are not mentally unstable lunatics who belong in woodbridge, we are not lesbians, we do not have a screw loose and we noe perfectly well what we are doing. we are normal people normally lubbing a normal person.

it is nobody else's business what we do, and from now on, we are not going to disrupt anyone anymore.

kindly stop defaming us.

2005-05-29T16:37:00.000+08:00

yesh, its moi again... haix. baobao, can u pls command the sky to clear up? and all the water on the floor to dry? im getting pretty frustrated... im sure that everything listens to you, even nature. im sure u noe how much u are part of our lives... let me recount. tralala... this brings us back all da way to two weeks ago...
btw, i was having my trng... and then we were asked to kick this sickening target. yesh, a target is sumthing black and hard (non- sick) for u to practise ur kicks on. (stop tinking sick) :P seroiusly, i was like giving up, coz that sickening thing sorts of hurts if u dun kick properly. anyway, i suddenly tot of sumthing great... i juz had to imagine all those anti- baobao pple on the face of my target. smart eh? so shiok, there was this like funny sound produced. sumthing like sumone's neck breaking.
unfortunately for the stupid target holder, i kicked him in the ( oy, dun tink sick hor) KNUCKLES! yesh, that hurt my toes i mean... i was hopping around. but anyway, he would probably be anti- baobao too... so it was worth it lah, i tell u ah... i was really entertaining seeing his knuckles turn a bright red... and he flinched everytime i kicked. stupid person, serves him right for holding the stupid target so high. and i told all the junoirs to accidentally- on - purpose kick him. they took me literally lah! yesh, seeing da anti baobao freak in pain (not childbirth, dun u worri) was so ... amusing and satisfying. So, all u anti baobao fans out there, u better change ur mindset or i'll ask u to be my next target holder. Ha! :P
P.S. have i mentioned that the target also makes a good club? yuppies, for clubbing all u anti- baobao fans. Yay!

; sarah

2005-05-29T15:46:00.000+08:00

baobao dear... sighz. now is da holidays... i really wunder, u could do with a new lookiez! your silky black hair (those on baobao's head, sicko) should be cropped shortER. anytime u wanna do that, call us, ur dear fans. we'll collect every strand.
let's see... ur clothes are not well... suited for you. we tink that u should done less layers, yeppies, and mebbe less cloth. yes! we shall redecorate ur closet. let US ur fans choose all ur clothes. these are the few on the top of the list... 1) a transparent/lime green/pink bikini 2) super short miniskirts , such that they do not allow u to don anything else underneath... 3) a t-shirt that has been slit like halfway by Us... 4) boots mebbe? (not that kind lah... wad r u tinking ah?) i mean those jewel encrusted type
yes that should be all... duh no clothes will ever be fit for u, our DARLing... yesh, but you'll have to make do. coz i dun tink pple will be too pleased seeing u... er without anything on. :D i lubb u so much. MUACKZ! repeat 100 times... i lub bao so...

; sarah

i haf a dream,

2005-05-27T20:28:00.000+08:00

two score days ago, a baobao, in whose symbolic shadow we stand became the founder of teh[official]baobaofanclub. this momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of baobao fans who had been seared in the flames of prosecution as lesbians or idiots. it came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of passion. but 40 days later, we must face the tragic fact that baobao is still unnoticed

...i say to you today, my friends, that in spite of the difficulties, stress and frustrations of the moment, i still have a dream. it is a dream deeply rooted in the baobao dream.

i have a dream that one day the nation will rise up and embrace, with longing and lust, the huangbaobao as their heroine.
i have a dream that one day bao shall be ours alone; the mother of my children; named b, a and o.
i have a dream, that one day baobao shall notice us, and embrace us with fervour, love and the ignited flames of passion.
i have a dream today.
i have a dream that one day every valley, every molecule, every drop of water shall come to see baobao as theBAO.
i have a dream that one day the world would recognise baobao's beauty. and so let baoism ring from the red hills of red hill.

let baoism ring from every chem lab; every report card.
let baoism ring from every computer.
let baoism ring from every television.
let baoism ring from the curvaceous peaks of baobao.
let baoism ring from the dolphins at brisbane.
from every lip, let baoism ring.

when we let baoism ring...all baobaofans will be able to join hands, without fear of being seen as lesbians or mentally ill people; and sing in the words of the old baobao song, "SWAY ME SMOOTH, SWAY ME NOW"

; n i n g
in celebration of 40 days of baoism

2005-05-27T19:27:00.000+08:00

in less than six hours, i will be aboard a plane, flying out of singapore. as i stare into the bleak clouds and gloomy skies, i shall reminisce on bao's greatness, mercy and love.

todae, in itself, bears significant meaning- todae is the dae tt we successful sent off 50 pink dolphin labels. yes, 50, a nice round (dun think sick) number. because of your invaluable contributions, we are finally able to go to brisbane with bao. thankies everione X))

SUPPORT PINK DOLPHIN! SUPPORT BAOISM!

bao, i'll miss you.

; l u c a y y e
commemorating 40 days of baoism

2005-05-25T20:44:00.000+08:00

newest post! i havent posted for a long time
we love you bao
this, is the main point of this post.
the rest:
muacks muacks huang baoyi rawks muacks *SMOOCH* wet and passionate kisses
whee.
(: WE ARE GOING TO BRISBANE! (: WE WILL.
uhuhuuhuhhh (:
XD baobao lookie my msn display piccy! iLUBBbaoSOOmuch, mydisplaypiccyhasher too.
whoo.
peopleee! TAG PLEASE
DONT LET THIS BLOG DIE;

; n i n g

'how did you know what nobody could see? you found me'
[how sick] X)
*imma innocent gal right (:*

2005-05-15T12:38:00.000+08:00

we, da members of teh baobao fanclub, have discovered tt even oldish songs contain lyrix tt honour bao---
for instance, SWAY

when marimba rhythms start to play (baobaobao)
dance with bao (baobaobao), make bao sway (baobaobao)
lyk a lazy ocean hugs the shore (baobaobao)
hold bao close (baobaobao), sway bao more

lyk a flower bending in the breeze (baobaobao)
bend with bao (baobaobao), sway with ease (baobaobao)
when we dance bao has a way with me (baobaobao)
stay with me (baobaobao), sway with me

other dancers may be on the floooooooooooooooor
dear, but my eyes will see only baooo
only bao has the magic techneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
when bao sways i go weeeeak (i go weak)

i can hear the sound of violins (baobaobao)
long before it begins (baobaobao)
make me thrill as only you know how (baobaobao)
sway me smooth (baobaobao), sway me now (X2)

repeat 100 times in admiration

; l uc a y y e

(:

2005-05-15T11:31:00.000+08:00

there will be a mass pink dolphin drinking session. Details are as follows:

date: 2o-o5-2oo5

(if only it was at 2oo5 hours too)

time: 113 recess time. (3rd block, i thinkks)

venue: 113 classroom!

teh pink dolphin parade

attend or die!

those who do not attend will be duly booked as stated by teh woodlouz in teh previous post; so yupps.

anyone who has pink dolphin labels; or has provided us with them; thankeww and *huggies*. we have currently reached a total of 23 packets! *claps*

rmb; baobao rawkkayes!

; n i n g

2005-05-12T18:06:00.000+08:00

we now have an official baobao booking system, so those of yew who are anti-bao had better hold ur tongue n stop sprouting nonsense. watch wat ya do too, or elz yewll be booked. X))

btw, happy bao day!!!

; l u c a y y e

2005-05-05T20:23:00.000+08:00

newest post. yay.
this is an important announcement ((:
if anyone of u has unwanted pink dolphin bottles, PLEASE BE A good samaritan X) AND GIF IT TO US. plsplspls.
either me, sarah or woodlouz.
yes
we're gonna win a trip to brisbane with the hott and ~~chio~~ stunning baobao.
yes.
and if WHEN we win, we're gonna XD frolick on the beachiies with our fanclub founder. and frolick everywhere else too.
even our s&d script is based on your gr8ness, bao.
and EVERYDAY, we CRY as we salute the wonderful musuem.
btw a new picture of you has been put up.
muacks BAO!

<333333333333
; n i n g

2005-05-02T15:29:00.000+08:00

baobao!!!!!!!!!!!!! it mite pls yew to noe tt below is the list we, ur loyal fans, made during assembly. the time when the speaker asked us to make a list of the 5 ppl we admired most, not bcoz of their figure /weight.

our listee:
1. baobao
2. huang baobao
3. baoyi
4. huang baoyi
5. (in chinese characters) huang baoyi

not that we're insulting yew by saying yew dun haf a beautiful figure or the ideal body weight. yew do

; u g l y d u c k l i n g

2005-04-29T22:22:00.000+08:00

fate.
it leaves me wondering sometimes.
we were at taka haviing a cute nice lunch at maacciees when sydney came rushing up to us. she said ba0ba0 was coming to maccies too!! andd yeshh we squealed and this maccies guy stared at us. lyk really weirdly. still anyway we rushed to baobao and she sorta frigged out.
oh wells its not our fault if fate brings us together.
so totally not. (: and we borrowed your stapler!! yayness. ahh tt stapler!!!! the mere beauty of it made me want to faint as i felt so inferior standing next to such a bao-ish object. the very thought of it makes my eyes shine!
aahs sadly we had to leave earlier. ); aw baobao. :'( it was so sadd when we left you and each single step was difficult as it meant being one step away from you.
; n i n g

2005-04-28T10:18:00.000+08:00

comp studs nw... you r in front of us, intently staring down at ur com. so pretty... *sighz* so stunning, a fine sheet of black stealing down ur shapely shoulders. occasionally, u would raise ur magnificiant head to glance up at us. *passionate breathing* our hearts flutter like siao evverytime ur wondefully black eyes fix on us.
peachie almost cried when u looked at us for a moment, ur penetrating stare boring sraight in ning's face. she was like damn honoured.
louze and jellyfish were so sososososo jealous. how cum u dun even look at us? but nvm, this morning, u were teaching us footdrill... u were a wunderful teacher....*dreamy look*
homat! *salutes*
chek up chek down chek up chek
baooooo rawks

2005-04-27T20:14:00.000+08:00

'i'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly; i'll do what it takes, till baobao is mine'
hmms. that was kewl and funkayye ((:
baobao. during footdrill today we saw you running towards us and our hearts surged with hope that we would, at last, get a huggie from you. and our arms outstretched, we waited.
your hug never came ):
and so later we ran towards you after water break. only, in a humiliating moment...
never mind.
hmms
and later on we saw ur chio face. we ran like the wind. ((: [ahhaha, cliched! whatever.] and den. tt stoopeeed 190 came and took you awayyy from our clutches. ))):
we were soo close yet sooo far.
; n i n g

2005-04-24T17:31:00.001+08:00

BAO!!!!!!!!!!!
So sorri i had no time to post... yah i noe i shouldn't put u after my studies. Dun worri, i still lurve ya. You dunno how much i love ya. Oh and you noe tt day when you were bending over the foolscape writing ur compo, you looked stunning.... i was lost for words. Do u noe i actually cried? I was taking out a tissue and trying to wipe my tears.
Bao, u are the best thing that ever happened to this earth, i lurve ya, so do peachie and louse. oh well, i shall post again.
~jellyfish~

2005-04-24T15:58:00.000+08:00

another declaration of love to bao (:
bao please stop blocking me and louse on msn. we r trying hard not to disturb u but evrytime we see u online we will panic and get all flustered and msg u instantly. and we say cute stuff like muacks and send u the wink of tehh kiss or give u a passionate wet kiss from msgner plus.
anyway
im ending with a cheer X)
gif me a 'b'! (B)
gif me an 'a'! (A)
gif me an 'o'! (O)
gif me a 'BAO'! BAO!!! BAOO!!! (BAO!!!!!!!!!!!)
'bright shall shine the fields of teh world, and purer shall its waters be, sweeter yet shall blow its breezes, on the day that bao is mine'

BAO LIGHTS UP MOIII LYFE. without you the cycle of life would never be complete.

; n i n g

2005-04-22T20:36:00.000+08:00

bao, u r the fire tt sets our hearts ablaze, the diamond tt adds a sparkle to our lives . without yew, we would feel incomplete and broken since theres nothing to look forward to animore.

everi second spent away from yew drastically affects our mental and psycological health; we are lyk sheep without a shepard- blind, confused and unsatisfied. we feel honoured in ur presence, and r basked in ur glory when standing next to yew.

how melodramatic. but true

; l u c a y y e

baobao!

2005-04-19T18:02:00.000+08:00

huang baoyi.
such a chio bu, don't yahh all agree?
this is the OFFICIAL blog for the baobao fan club.
WE LOVE BAO!
bio about bao.
>>age 13. bdae: 0311!!! mark that date down. or die.
>>prettyness: UNDEFINED on a scale of 10. REASON: TOO CHIO!!!
bao is pretty much g00d at everything. including running, reading aloud, toe stamping, kicking, blocking ppl on msn, etc.
btw i chose this skin cuz it reallyreally represents what we will do for this BAOO. WE WILL WALK A THOUSAND MILES FOR HER.
; n i n g.